In view of recent problems in Saltburn regarding self stimulation, described here and of course here we Subversives thought it best to offer some advice on this distasteful subject.
'A scurrilous and gratuitously offensive attack on my esteemed
organ. And after all my hard work and self sacrifice. For full details of all my hard work and self sacrifice please see any issue of my popular and much loved magazine' -The Editor, Talk of the Town.......................
Talk of the Town.... Raising the industry standard in smugness, croneyism and new age god bothering bollocks.
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So baldness isn't hereditary, it's wanking too much.
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