I have received the following letter from a local businessman which we think deserves reproducing in full,
"Dear Blogmiester,
I don't know where to start, but I'm sitting here on a nice summer's day, wondering what to do with my shop 'Chimneys R Us'.
As some of you may know, I offer a first class chimney sweeping service to the people of Saltburn. I've been open for 3 months now and haven't had a single customer. Yes, that's right not a single customer has seen fit to bring their chimney into the shop to take advantage of our excellent service. I've not had a wage in all this time and frankly it's putting my health at risk.
People say 'Don't close Eddy' but a lot of these people don't use the shop. It will be sad if I have to leave, but I think I'll be gone by Christmas.'
Yours sincerely, Eddy Bellend of 'Chimneys R Us'."
So come on Salburners, take your chimneys in to Eddy!
Love, Bwian.
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Why doesn't Eddy try a mobile chimney sweeping service? Home visits are all the rage in the insertions business, particularly in the bedroom, of course.
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