The Subversives have learnt that Paris Wilton, heir to the Seaview Hotels empire dropped her handbag at her luxury home yesterday. Although severely traumatized, her personal psychologist, Dr. Iam Wankel, said the incident would not prevent her from completing the remainder of the community service order, imposed on her after her conviction for 'Driving Whilst Blonde'
We have also heard that Miss Wilton may also have fallen foul of the Shed Allignment (Allotments) Regulations 2007, as detailed here and that she sometimes goes to the lavatory. Watch this space!
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OOh, did you know she changed the channel on thr TV last weeek?
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