Thursday, 12 July 2007

Security Alert Raised Once Again

Further to our earlier report here, Saltburn Subversives has learned that Security Levels have been raised to 'Banana Peril.' Full details can be obtained from the website of the Department of Social Scrutiny, which can be found here.

Councillor Jack Daw was unavailable for comment as he has been hospitalized once again by a repeat bout of Tri-Bellicose Monomania.

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