Monday 7 May 2007

Letters to the Blogmeister

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Saltburn Subversives,

I'm just writing in to say thanks for a wonderful blog. I don't know how you manage to put it together every week and I just wish we had one where I live. Thanks once again.

Anonymous said...

I am writing to complain about all the dog muck all over the place. Have these people never heard of pooper scoopers?

The Rejuggulator said...

Dear Blog,

Why are all the correspondents to your gracious organ called Barbara?

Barbara 'Babs' Barbarington

Anonymous said...

Bugger this.

let's go to the pub.

Anonymous said...

I thought that this was supposed to be a serious blog debating serious issues like dog muck. If people keep writing in with silly messages and pretending to be called Barbara then I for one will not be subscribing to this magazine anymore.

Anonymous said...

I'm writing to say that it's alright for the council to slap all these ASBOs on antisocial songbirds but when are they going to have any effect?
My husband is still being disturbed by irritating bird song when he's ironing my uniform at 5 o'clock every morning!

Anonymous said...

We the ladies of Skelton protest most strongly at the treatment of our lovely town by your organ.

We would have you know that Skelton has the largest Pot-Noodle factory in Western Europe, if not the World!

Beat that Saltburn

Anonymous said...

Have I told you about my new computer?