Monday, 7 May 2007

Letters to the Blogmeister

8 comments:

Barbara Pentagruel said...

Dear Saltburn Subversives,

I'm just writing in to say thanks for a wonderful blog. I don't know how you manage to put it together every week and I just wish we had one where I live. Thanks once again.

Barbara Harpingon said...

I am writing to complain about all the dog muck all over the place. Have these people never heard of pooper scoopers?

The Rejuggulator said...

Dear Blog,

Why are all the correspondents to your gracious organ called Barbara?

Barbara 'Babs' Barbarington

Drink-soaked subversive said...

Bugger this.

let's go to the pub.

Barbara Titbit said...

I thought that this was supposed to be a serious blog debating serious issues like dog muck. If people keep writing in with silly messages and pretending to be called Barbara then I for one will not be subscribing to this magazine anymore.

Colonel Betty Threepwood said...

I'm writing to say that it's alright for the council to slap all these ASBOs on antisocial songbirds but when are they going to have any effect?
My husband is still being disturbed by irritating bird song when he's ironing my uniform at 5 o'clock every morning!

Lady Letitia Shell-Suit said...

We the ladies of Skelton protest most strongly at the treatment of our lovely town by your organ.

We would have you know that Skelton has the largest Pot-Noodle factory in Western Europe, if not the World!

Beat that Saltburn

K A Sicknote Waffen SS (Dickhead Division) said...

Have I told you about my new computer?