One of the initiatives which I'd like to see the Council take on is the eradication of Invisible Radioactive Monkeys. They are thoroughly bad primates. Actually I find them quite attractive and I like their perfume in the summer but they have two very harmful effects. They crowd out native primates such as people from Skelton and so damage biodiversity, and because of their habit of nesting at the bottom of my garden with their extremely long tails they cause excessive damage to my other imaginary friends, the fairies.
I feel the Council should do something about it now!