Following recent articles on antisocial song birds SS has been contacted by Councillor Jack Daw
who stated,
'I now know why the asbo against antisocial song birds isn't working. In my tireless efforts on behalf of the people of Saltburn and by use of a stool-pigeon, I have now obtained a copy of the order served on the leader of the gang, Tommy Blue-Tit. It states that the birds are banned from 'not singing in a manner likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress to members of the public.' Rest assured I will be taking this matter up wth the police in an effort to get the order ammended so that this social menace can be ended once and for all!'
PC Stanley Mole, Saltburn's Community Police Officer was unavailable for comment as he is away on a course entitled 'Geographic 'Ownership' and Accountability'
who stated,
'I now know why the asbo against antisocial song birds isn't working. In my tireless efforts on behalf of the people of Saltburn and by use of a stool-pigeon, I have now obtained a copy of the order served on the leader of the gang, Tommy Blue-Tit. It states that the birds are banned from 'not singing in a manner likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress to members of the public.' Rest assured I will be taking this matter up wth the police in an effort to get the order ammended so that this social menace can be ended once and for all!'
PC Stanley Mole, Saltburn's Community Police Officer was unavailable for comment as he is away on a course entitled 'Geographic 'Ownership' and Accountability'
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