Friday, 11 May 2007
World's Funniest Joke
A couple of poachers from Skelton are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. His mate whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Stay calm. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The man's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"