Saturday, 12 May 2007

An Announcement from Saltburn Library

Saltburn Town Council has launched a "sex hot line" to raise money for the library, officials said yesterday.
'I know it's unusual, but it's not particularly raunchy' said Maggie Wood, the town librarian. 'Callers pay 27 pence a minute to listen to me read passages from Saltburn's extensive collection of erotica dating from the Victorian era,' she continued breathlessly.

'The Town Council set up the hot line this month to help the library raise cash for planned refurbishment and expansion,' explained Miss Wood, 'and we need more dirty books'.

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