Tazz's Classics II

Following an earlier post here,

Overheard in the lounge bar,

Steven: (to six year old boy) 'What colour is cranberry juice?'

Six year old boy: 'It's red Steven.'

Talking of Steven, he once drove into a bridge. Lucky for him it wasn't this one. Scroll down to the bottom for the full enormity of the potential disaster for this particular driver.