Try the euphemism generator here.
The band names are good too.
Saltburn Subversives
'A scurrilous and gratuitously offensive attack on my esteemed
organ. And after all my hard work and self sacrifice. For full details of all my hard work and self sacrifice please see any issue of my popular and much loved magazine' -The Editor, Talk of the Town.......................
Talk of the Town.... Raising the industry standard in smugness, croneyism and new age god bothering bollocks.
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1 comment:
This is good.
My favourite was 'He was so drunk, he was literally surfing the purple technicolor surgeon general.'
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