The library sex hot line, as detailed here, has been a run away success, according to town Librarian Maggie Wood.
"The hot line has been so successful that we have been able to substantially increase our collection of Victorian erotica," she said.
"We thought it might be time to do something for the ladies, so in September every book, CD or DVD that we lend to a lady Library member will be accompanied by a saucy picture of a Fireman!"
she continued. "We've printed a large number of extra membership application forms in anticipation of an increase in demand."