Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Urgent Request from the Fire Brigade.

Saltburn Firechief, Paul Wanger has been in touch with the Subversives to warn of a spate of chimney fires in the town lately. He's told us that the brigade is being called out two or three times a day to burning chimneys in Saltburn and householders are being advised to take more care when lighting their fires and to ensure that their chimneys are swept regularly.

"My men are only human", he told us, "there are only so many times that a fireman can insert his hose into a chimney. Frankly my men are approaching the point of exhaustion!"

So ladies, please take more care when you need warming up and make sure that things don't get out of control.


Anonymous said...

Why does the brigade when out on call have to race like lunatics
around the town with all the sirens
going crazy its not new york or london surely they are becoming a bit of a noisey nuisience why do
they have to race down saltburn bank dont they take other road users into consideration or will
one day a car waiting to turn into
the spa will get wiped out or is this just a load of dribble and bollocks

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