Regular readers will recall the recent trials and tribulations of our friend Eddy Bellend detailed here and here.
Eddy called in to our offices recently to tell us that business is booming for his mobile chimney sweeping service.
"Ever since your last article on the business, I've been very busy," he said, "in fact yesterday I was called to a house where the lady didn't even have a chimney! She just wanted me to set fire to her curtains! The fire brigade arrived very promptly I must say, although she told me she'd dialed 999 before I'd even arrived!"
It seems Eddy's business is going from strength to strength.